Now that that's out of the way, the wife and I have decided to start dieting again. "Again?" you say, yes again. Last summer we were doing the diet thing and it was working very well. Decided to opt for the eat less not different method and replace snacks with healthier alternatives. It saves on money on the long run because you're less likely to eat fast food which is bad, m'kay. I figured it was time to get into a shape that wasn't round. Thought it would be good to be around to see my kids get into financial trouble and make life changing mistakes of their own. They'll need somewhere to crash.
So far it's been going well. Been at it a week now and haven't "fallen off the whores" just yet. Have been utilizing a website called LiveStrong.com to track calories and fitnesses which helps keep things in perspective. I've also been taking a multivitamin and drinking more water, so my nails and hair are full of life and I have to urinate every half hour. I'll be a cougar in no time!
Zoey is starting to form more and more sentences that actually mean something rather than her thinking they mean something. The boy is almost walking already, which is a lot earlier than Zo started walking. I figure once he's 2 he'll be borrowing money and trash talkin' fools on the 'court. He's already flirting with waitresses and teenagers at the mall. I need to get him a shirt that says "Daddy's Little Player".
